A LOTRO's Fairytale On The Road To Mordor

This is the as far as one can go in LOTRO.  Passed these guards. across the river, a road is barely visible from here...that is the road to Mordor . Minas Tirith  to the south,  Mordor to the east. bounded by mountain ranges and within this mountainous border lay Sauron's main fortress Barad-dûr, the arid plateau of Gorgoroth, and Mount Doom. So evil  is not far, and yet in a forest just along the river , if you know where to look,  you will find yourself in a LOTRO's fairytale....literally. 

Goldi'Lei' And The Tree Bears

Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit  named Goldi'Lei'. She went for a walk in the forest in Rohan. Pretty soon, she came upon a house.

 She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in...

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. She walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. So, she went  to the bedroom.  She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she came to the third bed and it was just right...but but...

But the bed was taken..." just my luck! "  grumbled Goldi'Lei', then she ate ALL the porridge, and sat an ALL the chairs, and jumped on ALL the free beds before leaving the house to go to Mordor.

The End

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